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Previously
onYoung Sheldon...

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You see
that little screw there?

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Just go ahead
and tighten her up.

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BILLY: Like this?GEORGE SR.: Yep.

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Uh, run outside

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and turn the water back on.

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Who knew you were so handy?

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Yeah. There's just things
guys need to be good at.

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What else you good at?

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Pastor Jeff is
looking to bring in

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a youth pastor.Well, hey, y'all.

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I need to tell you something
in confidence.

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No one's home.
It's just the two of us.

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That's what I was hoping.

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This is wrong.

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[gasps]

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Hey.

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Oh, hi.Question.

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Y'all ever had a youth lock-in?

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Oh. No.
Whenever we talk about it,

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Pastor Jeff shoots it down.Why?

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Kids love sleepovers.

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Doing it here
shows them church can be fun.

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I don't know.
The Methodists did it last year.

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They're still cleaning up
Silly String.

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Sounds like they had a blast.

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I'll talk to Pastor Jeff.

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[chuckles]: Okay,
but don't say I didn't warn you.

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Lock-in? I love it!

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Look at that.

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You always say no.

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That was before I had a baby
in the house.

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I love him, but a night away
sounds like magic.

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I'm on it. Hey, you want
to chaperone with me?

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Oh. Uh...

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I don't know.ROB:
Come on.

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We'll pull an all-nighter.
It'll be fun.

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JEFF:
Yeah, Mary.

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Don't be such a lame-o.

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[chuckles]I'm not a lame-o.

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I'm a fun-o.

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So you're in?

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You betcha.

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All right. Fun-o is in.

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We got ourselves
a lock-in to plan.

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♪ Nobody else
is stronger than I am ♪

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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain

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♪ I bet I could be your hero

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♪ I am a mighty little man

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♪ I am a mighty little man.♪

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[exhales]
Come on.

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[sighs]

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Need a hand?

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This thing ate my quarters,
and now it's stuck.

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That tends to happen
with number seven.

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What you want to do
is a push-pull.

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And here I was just pushing
like a damn fool.

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[chuckles]I ain't seen you in here before.

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Oh, I just moved back
from San Antonio.

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Oh, big city girl.

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Well, now I'm "living
back with my parents" girl.

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That's all right.

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I lived with my folks
not too long ago.

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Isn't it weird?
Whenever you live at home,

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no matter how old you are,
you feel like a teenager.

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It did feel that way.
I'm Georgie.

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Mandy.

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And now that we're
on a first-name basis,

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I'm gonna throw my underwear
in here.

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And since I'm a gentleman,
I ain't gonna look.

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You just looked.

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I did.

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You do not look as if you meet
the age requirement.

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I'll be 16 next month.

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Wil Wheaton plays
Wesley Crusher.

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He's a child prodigy
who's very young

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to be on the bridge of
a Galaxy-class starship.

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Okay.But he's so intelligent

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that most people
come to rely on him.

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Okay.

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Sounds kind of familiar, huh?Okay.

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[door opens]
MARY:
Anybody home?

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[door closes]
In here.
Hello.

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Okay.

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I have something fun for us
to do on Saturday night.

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Ooh, what?The church is thinking...

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No.
Ugh.

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Hold on.

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We're gonna do
an overnight lock-in

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with pizza and games and movies.

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Boys and girls?

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Yes.

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I got to find cute pajamas.

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So, what do you say?

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Disrupting my sleep schedule

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to fraternize
with children my own age?

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We both know the answer.MARY:
I figured.

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I just wanted to make sure.

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Although I could use
someone as my eyes and ears

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if the kids get
to causing trouble.

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Are you asking me
to help enforce the rules

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and police the other children?

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Well, I wouldn't put it
quite like that.

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Because if you do, I'm in.

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Then what you said.

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I need to pick out pajamas.

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Did you give it
the old push-pull?

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You're back soon.

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What do you know

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about getting wine stains
out of rayon?

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You got to let it soak first.

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Does that work?

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I don't know.
That's just my answer

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to every laundry question.

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[laughs]
Smooth.

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So, what'd you do
in San Antonio?

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I was the weather girl
at the local TV station.

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No way.

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So you were on TV?

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5:30 every morning.

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More people are seeing me
right here.

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Why'd you leave?

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The station manager and I
broke up.

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But now his new girlfriend

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gets to be on TV.

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At 8:30. That bitch.

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That sucks.And now

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I'm here,
hoping I don't run into anybody

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I went to high school with.

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Well, I think you're safe.

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Loretta there is one
of our younger customers.

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Oh. Seems like a good place
to meet girls.

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I met you.

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But play it cool.

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Loretta can get real jealous.

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[whispers]:Okay.

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Last chance.
You can still come chaperone.

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Hmm. All night in a church

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with a bunch
of other people's kids.

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And Pastor Jeff and Pastor Rob.

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Ooh, two pastors?

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Well, that is hard to say no to,

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but let me give it a shot. No.

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Your loss.
Missy, tell Billy we're leaving

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in 20 minutes!MISSY:
Okay!

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Billy's going, too, huh?

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Yeah, of course.And Brenda gonna chaperone?

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She was less interested
than you.[chuckles]

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Oh, there's no way
she's less interested than me.

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[sighs]

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[indistinct chatter]

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JEFF:Well,

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I've already confiscated
a can of shaving cream,

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a box of stink bombs
and a PG-13 movie.

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What was the movie? Dirty Dancing.

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Which is redundant
because all dancing's dirty.

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Well, I guess it's good
we got some eyes on the inside.

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Okay, I think everyone's here.
Why don't we, uh,

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circle up,
kick things off with a prayer.

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Great.

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Great. Take
your neighbor's hand.

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Uh, Pastor Jeff,

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why don't you get in
on this. [chuckles]JEFF: Okay. [chuckles]

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I'm neither holding hands
nor praying.

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I don't even know
why I walked over here.

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Heavenly Father, may this
evening bring us closer to you.

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Keep us safe
and, most importantly,

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Heavenly Father, help us
rock this night of fellowship.

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In Jesus' name
we pray, amen.

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ALL:
Amen.

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I don't think he heard you.

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Amen!

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He can't hear you
because he's not real.

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One more time
for Sheldon, y'all.

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Amen!

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[TV playing indistinctly]

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[grunts]

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[sighs]

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[phone rings]

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Hello.

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Hello?

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[door creaking over TV]

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I've seen this before.

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They're big now,
but they're gonna get small.

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Yeah. It's called Honey,
I Shrunk the Kids.

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[whispers]:
If you get scared, I'm here.

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Terrific.

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Bad news.

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Baby's got a fever.

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I need to go home.Oh, no.

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Well, don't worry about things
here. We got it covered.

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Thank you.PEG:
If you want

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extra help, I can come.

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N-No, no, we need you here.

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I think you and I
could handle it alone.

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N... This is definitely
a three-person job.

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[chuckles]:
Okay, if you say so.

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JEFF:
All right, good luck.

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I'm here in spirit.

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If Sheldon
finds booze, dibs.

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GEORGE JR.:
You know one of the best things

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about working here? I always
smell like dryer sheets.

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Is that a good thing?

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Compared to how I used to smell,

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yeah.[dryer buzzes]

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Oh. I guess I'm done.

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Actually, sometimes

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these machines don't get it
all dry on the first go.

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Let me buy you
another round.

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Okay. Thanks.[coins clink]

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[dryer beeps]

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How about, while this runs,
I take you to dinner?

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How old are you?

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GEORGE JR.:
Do not say 17.

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Old enough.

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Old enough to what? To drink?

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Yes, ma'am.

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[chuckles]: "Ma'am"?
How old do you think I am?

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Well, I'm also old enough
to know that's a trap,

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so...

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How old are you?

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25.21.

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I was worried
you were gonna say "19."

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Oh, no, I promise
I'm not 19.

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[TV playing indistinctly][phone rings]

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Hello.

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Hey.Oh. Hi, Connie.

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Is your power out?

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No. Yours?

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Well, I just like asking
everybody that question.

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Of course it's out.

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Don't yell at me.

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I'm not yelling at you.

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It's just
such a stupid question.

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Maybe it's just my side
of the street.

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Hey, I'm here by myself.
Why don't you

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come by?I'm good.

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What, you'd rather sit
in the dark

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than hang out with me?

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I got candles.
I'm gonna get some takeout.

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I'm good.

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Ooh. Well, I could come over.
We could...

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No. Bye.

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Hey. It's George.

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You want to grab a drink?

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Well, I'm a little busy,
but, uh, sure.

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Why not?♪ Thank you
for bein' a friend. ♪

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Gentlemen. How are we tonight?

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[whispers]:
Be cool.Y'all wouldn't be

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planning on throwing
any water balloons

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at the girls later?

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No, sir.

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Nice try.

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How did he know?

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Maybe God told him.

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What are you girls reading?

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Christian Teen.

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It's such a good one.

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Oh.

261
00:10:32,196 --> 00:10:33,589
Really, girls?

262
00:10:33,633 --> 00:10:35,460
How'd you know?MARY:
Because I am your mother

263
00:10:35,504 --> 00:10:37,158
and I know everything.

264
00:10:37,201 --> 00:10:39,726
You can keep this one.

265
00:10:45,775 --> 00:10:47,775
What'd you get?

266
00:10:47,775 --> 00:10:48,909
Backpack full of
water balloons.

267
00:10:48,952 --> 00:10:50,084
Oh.ROB:
You?

268
00:10:50,127 --> 00:10:51,346
Sassymagazine.

269
00:10:51,389 --> 00:10:52,564
[Peg laughs]ROB:Uh-oh.

270
00:10:52,608 --> 00:10:54,218
I found this Walkman.

271
00:10:54,262 --> 00:10:56,220
Peg, they can have that.

272
00:10:56,264 --> 00:10:58,440
Mine now.

273
00:10:58,483 --> 00:11:00,442
You guys want to play sardines?

274
00:11:00,485 --> 00:11:01,878
What's that?MISSY:
It's like

275
00:11:01,922 --> 00:11:03,793
hide-and-seek
except one person hides

276
00:11:03,837 --> 00:11:05,665
and everyone else
tries to find them.

277
00:11:05,708 --> 00:11:08,363
That sounds like an
acceptable form of fun.

278
00:11:08,406 --> 00:11:10,060
It's only fun when we have
a really good hider,

279
00:11:10,104 --> 00:11:11,366
so not you.

280
00:11:11,409 --> 00:11:12,846
Hold on, I'm an excellent hider.

281
00:11:12,889 --> 00:11:14,195
Do you know
how many small spaces

282
00:11:14,238 --> 00:11:15,849
I've been stuffed into
in my life?

283
00:11:15,892 --> 00:11:17,415
All right, go hide.

284
00:11:17,459 --> 00:11:19,200
We'll close our eyes
and count to 20.

285
00:11:19,243 --> 00:11:21,681
BILLY:
One. Two.

286
00:11:21,724 --> 00:11:23,639
Three.Why are you counting?

287
00:11:23,683 --> 00:11:25,859
[grunts "I don't know"]

288
00:11:27,861 --> 00:11:28,992
When you did the weather,

289
00:11:29,036 --> 00:11:30,777
how'd you know
if it was gonna rain or not?

290
00:11:30,820 --> 00:11:32,517
Oh, I didn't.

291
00:11:32,561 --> 00:11:35,216
I just wore something low-cut
and read it off a screen.

292
00:11:35,259 --> 00:11:37,697
Nice.[laughs]

293
00:11:40,438 --> 00:11:41,744
Who's that?

294
00:11:41,788 --> 00:11:43,964
That's my grandma.
She owns the Laundromat.

295
00:11:44,007 --> 00:11:45,879
Oh, cool.Not really.

296
00:11:45,922 --> 00:11:47,837
I'm supposed to be there
right now. Hey,

297
00:11:47,881 --> 00:11:49,360
Meemaw.Well,

298
00:11:49,404 --> 00:11:51,014
funny seeing you here.

299
00:11:51,058 --> 00:11:52,929
I'm just taking
a little dinner break.

300
00:11:52,973 --> 00:11:54,714
This is my friend Mandy.

301
00:11:54,757 --> 00:11:55,758
Hi, Mandy.

302
00:11:55,802 --> 00:11:56,977
Hello.

303
00:11:57,020 --> 00:11:58,021
CHLOE:
Here we go,

304
00:11:58,065 --> 00:11:59,719
two margaritas.

305
00:12:00,937 --> 00:12:02,809
You need a chair?

306
00:12:02,852 --> 00:12:03,853
No, she's good.

307
00:12:03,897 --> 00:12:05,897
Okay. Be back in a sec

308
00:12:05,897 --> 00:12:06,116
to take your order.

309
00:12:06,160 --> 00:12:08,510
I love their margaritas.

310
00:12:09,380 --> 00:12:10,686
Yeah, but I'm driving,

311
00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:12,732
so I'll probably
just have a sip or two.

312
00:12:14,081 --> 00:12:15,996
Or none.
I'm pretty full on chips.

313
00:12:16,039 --> 00:12:19,347
[chuckles] He is
such a responsible young man.GEORGE JR.: Well,

314
00:12:19,390 --> 00:12:20,783
this was fun.

315
00:12:20,827 --> 00:12:22,350
It was for me.

316
00:12:22,393 --> 00:12:24,613
Nice meeting you.

317
00:12:29,836 --> 00:12:32,273
["Don't It Make My Brown Eyes
Blue" by Crystal Gayle playing]

318
00:12:33,491 --> 00:12:35,406
[indistinct chatter][bowling pins falling]

319
00:12:35,450 --> 00:12:38,801
♪ Don't know when
I've been so blue... ♪

320
00:12:38,845 --> 00:12:40,629
Interesting bar, George.

321
00:12:40,672 --> 00:12:42,370
Just wanted a change of pace.

322
00:12:42,413 --> 00:12:43,806
Well, other than

323
00:12:43,850 --> 00:12:46,243
the noise and smell,
you've picked a winner.

324
00:12:46,287 --> 00:12:49,769
You want to go someplace else,
we'll go someplace else.

325
00:12:49,812 --> 00:12:52,902
No, I'm happy to stay here
and bust your balls.

326
00:12:52,946 --> 00:12:54,164
I see they've even got

327
00:12:54,208 --> 00:12:56,776
a chili dog buffet,
and just the sight of it

328
00:12:56,819 --> 00:12:59,517
makes me want to sit
on a toilet.

329
00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:05,045
Hey.

330
00:13:05,088 --> 00:13:06,220
Hey.

331
00:13:06,263 --> 00:13:08,222
What brings you here?

332
00:13:08,265 --> 00:13:10,311
Just having a drink
with my buddy Tom.

333
00:13:10,354 --> 00:13:13,357
Tom, this is my neighbor Brenda.

334
00:13:13,401 --> 00:13:15,620
Well, hello there.

335
00:13:17,492 --> 00:13:18,623
Hi.

336
00:13:18,667 --> 00:13:21,626
Don't you usually hang out
at Nate's?

337
00:13:21,670 --> 00:13:24,673
Well, I thought
that was more yourspot.

338
00:13:25,413 --> 00:13:27,415
Yeah, usually.

339
00:13:27,458 --> 00:13:30,853
But tonight he took me
to this charming dump.

340
00:13:30,897 --> 00:13:32,507
She works here.

341
00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:35,510
Cool.

342
00:13:39,035 --> 00:13:41,255
Well, it was nice meeting
you. I'll let y'all

343
00:13:41,298 --> 00:13:42,865
enjoy your night.Good seeing you.

344
00:13:42,909 --> 00:13:44,432
Hey, if you're
here by yourself,

345
00:13:44,475 --> 00:13:46,608
join us.Oh, no.

346
00:13:46,651 --> 00:13:48,871
No, I wouldn't
want to intrude.

347
00:13:48,915 --> 00:13:50,438
We're probably
leaving soon, anyways.

348
00:13:50,481 --> 00:13:51,787
What are you talking about?

349
00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:53,789
You made me put on pants
and leave the house.

350
00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:56,357
I'm at least getting a beer
out of this.

351
00:13:57,619 --> 00:13:59,490
Fine.

352
00:13:59,534 --> 00:14:01,797
Sit. I'll grab us a round.

353
00:14:04,669 --> 00:14:06,715
[exhales]

354
00:14:07,542 --> 00:14:10,501
[exhales]I guess I came here tonight
to avoid you,

355
00:14:10,545 --> 00:14:12,503
and you had the same idea.Mm.

356
00:14:12,547 --> 00:14:14,114
Kind of funny.

357
00:14:14,157 --> 00:14:15,593
Hilarious.

358
00:14:16,377 --> 00:14:19,815
You can just put it
in the filing cabinet.Oh, yeah.

359
00:14:22,557 --> 00:14:23,863
Wow.
[chuckles]

360
00:14:23,906 --> 00:14:25,603
Were all these cigarettes
taken from the kids?

361
00:14:25,647 --> 00:14:27,518
Oh, no, those are Peg's.

362
00:14:27,562 --> 00:14:30,521
She's got them
stashed everywhere.[exhales]

363
00:14:30,565 --> 00:14:31,783
[sniffs]

364
00:14:31,827 --> 00:14:33,437
Takes me back.

365
00:14:33,481 --> 00:14:35,657
You were a smoker?In college.

366
00:14:35,700 --> 00:14:38,878
You know,
I was trying to look older.

367
00:14:38,921 --> 00:14:40,792
Oh. Did it work?[laughs]

368
00:14:40,836 --> 00:14:44,579
Imagine the Gerber Baby
puffing on a Marlboro Light.

369
00:14:44,622 --> 00:14:46,668
[laughs]I'm glad I quit, though.

370
00:14:46,711 --> 00:14:48,713
It's a disgusting habit.

371
00:14:48,757 --> 00:14:51,064
Oh, it is.Yeah.

372
00:14:51,107 --> 00:14:53,980
I do miss it sometimes, though.
[exhales]

373
00:14:54,023 --> 00:14:56,330
Interesting.Oh.

374
00:14:56,373 --> 00:14:57,766
It was a long time ago.

375
00:14:57,809 --> 00:14:58,985
How long?

376
00:14:59,028 --> 00:15:01,944
Not that long.[chuckles]

377
00:15:01,988 --> 00:15:04,642
Okay,
I got a confession to make.

378
00:15:04,686 --> 00:15:05,905
Me, too.

379
00:15:05,948 --> 00:15:07,907
[gasps softly]
When?Well,

380
00:15:07,950 --> 00:15:09,212
when I first started this job.

381
00:15:09,256 --> 00:15:10,344
Oh!Yeah,

382
00:15:10,387 --> 00:15:11,954
I was pretty stressed-out.
[chuckles]

383
00:15:11,998 --> 00:15:14,435
You wouldn't have known it.Oh.

384
00:15:14,478 --> 00:15:15,653
Thank you.

385
00:15:15,697 --> 00:15:17,525
When was your last one?

386
00:15:17,568 --> 00:15:19,005
Wednesday.

387
00:15:19,048 --> 00:15:20,310
Wow.

388
00:15:20,354 --> 00:15:22,791
I was having a hard time
with the kids.

389
00:15:22,834 --> 00:15:24,314
[chuckles]

390
00:15:26,142 --> 00:15:29,102
You know,
there's lighters in here, too.

391
00:15:35,760 --> 00:15:37,719
I think she's asleep.

392
00:15:37,762 --> 00:15:39,808
What if she's dead?

393
00:15:44,291 --> 00:15:45,814
[snoring]

394
00:15:46,989 --> 00:15:48,599
[whispers]:
She's not dead.

395
00:15:48,643 --> 00:15:49,905
She looks dead.

396
00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:51,733
I'm not dead.

397
00:15:51,776 --> 00:15:53,822
[grunts]

398
00:15:58,392 --> 00:16:02,048
22 minutes.
This has to be a record.

399
00:16:02,874 --> 00:16:05,834
♪ Are you ready for love?

400
00:16:05,877 --> 00:16:07,792
Before this goes
any further,

401
00:16:07,836 --> 00:16:09,359
there's something
I got to tell you.

402
00:16:09,403 --> 00:16:12,362
This is going further? Sweet.Listen to me.

403
00:16:13,189 --> 00:16:16,584
I wasn't completely honest
about my age.

404
00:16:16,627 --> 00:16:18,542
You weren't?

405
00:16:19,326 --> 00:16:23,373
I'm actually... 29.

406
00:16:24,157 --> 00:16:25,593
No kidding.

407
00:16:25,636 --> 00:16:27,638
Yeah.

408
00:16:29,031 --> 00:16:31,860
Well, then, I guess there's
something I should tell you.

409
00:16:31,903 --> 00:16:34,036
I'm totally fine with that.

410
00:16:34,080 --> 00:16:35,646
Great.

411
00:16:37,953 --> 00:16:40,521
This is wrong, right?

412
00:16:40,564 --> 00:16:43,089
You mean how much
we're enjoying it?
Yes.

413
00:16:43,132 --> 00:16:45,091
[both laugh]

414
00:16:45,134 --> 00:16:47,441
Well, that's the nice thing
about being Christian.

415
00:16:47,484 --> 00:16:50,400
We can always ask
for forgiveness.

416
00:16:50,444 --> 00:16:52,272
You have to really mean it.Trust me, when I wake up

417
00:16:52,315 --> 00:16:54,622
with this taste in my mouth,
I'll mean it.

418
00:16:54,665 --> 00:16:56,145
[chuckles]

419
00:16:57,190 --> 00:16:59,670
I guess it reminds
me of being young.

420
00:16:59,714 --> 00:17:01,455
Hmm.
[chuckles]

421
00:17:01,498 --> 00:17:03,674
You remember
your first cigarette?

422
00:17:03,718 --> 00:17:05,024
Eighth grade.

423
00:17:05,067 --> 00:17:06,851
I snuck it out of
my mom's purse.

424
00:17:06,895 --> 00:17:08,984
[chuckles]Ugh, menthol.

425
00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:10,812
Ooh.
[chuckles][chuckles]

426
00:17:10,855 --> 00:17:12,292
You?

427
00:17:12,335 --> 00:17:13,989
Freshman year of college,

428
00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:18,211
trying to impress
Melissa Coolidge at a party.Mm. [chuckles]

429
00:17:18,254 --> 00:17:21,692
Man, I threw up so much.[chuckles]:Oh, no.

430
00:17:21,736 --> 00:17:23,129
In my defense,

431
00:17:23,172 --> 00:17:25,522
it was
an impressive amount.

432
00:17:25,566 --> 00:17:27,872
[both laugh]

433
00:17:27,916 --> 00:17:30,266
Anyway, his name is Billy,

434
00:17:30,310 --> 00:17:33,139
and he's in sixth grade,
so you're gonna be seeing him

435
00:17:33,182 --> 00:17:36,794
in three or four
or five years.[chuckles]

436
00:17:36,838 --> 00:17:39,797
You met him at my house
when we were playing poker.

437
00:17:39,841 --> 00:17:42,539
The big kid. I love that kid.GEORGE SR.:
Mm-hmm.

438
00:17:42,583 --> 00:17:46,152
Good. Remember that
when he's failing homeroom.

439
00:17:46,195 --> 00:17:48,284
Oh, don't worry about grades.

440
00:17:48,328 --> 00:17:50,373
He's gonna be a linebacker.

441
00:17:51,244 --> 00:17:53,115
Where you been hiding
this one, George?

442
00:17:53,159 --> 00:17:54,725
Haven't been hiding her.

443
00:17:54,769 --> 00:17:58,033
Well, not that easy to hide.
[chuckles]

444
00:17:58,077 --> 00:17:59,643
I'll get us another round.

445
00:17:59,687 --> 00:18:02,124
Tell her how I make more money
than you.

446
00:18:02,168 --> 00:18:04,083
[chuckles]

447
00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:08,087
Think I'm gonna head out.

448
00:18:08,130 --> 00:18:09,610
Please don't.

449
00:18:09,653 --> 00:18:11,699
I need to.

450
00:18:11,742 --> 00:18:13,570
You stay. I'll go.

451
00:18:13,614 --> 00:18:15,659
No. You're having fun.

452
00:18:15,703 --> 00:18:18,575
Are you mad at me?

453
00:18:19,576 --> 00:18:21,100
No.

454
00:18:22,362 --> 00:18:24,407
["Pride and Joy"
by Stevie Ray Vaughan playing]

455
00:18:25,191 --> 00:18:28,107
♪ Yeah, I love my baby

456
00:18:28,150 --> 00:18:30,109
♪ Heart and soul

457
00:18:30,152 --> 00:18:32,154
♪ Love like ours

458
00:18:32,198 --> 00:18:33,590
♪ Won't never grow old

459
00:18:33,634 --> 00:18:36,289
[sighs]♪ She's my sweet little thing

460
00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:40,293
♪ She's my pride and joy

461
00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:43,905
♪ She's my sweet little baby

462
00:18:43,948 --> 00:18:47,213
♪ I'm her little lover boy

463
00:18:48,779 --> 00:18:52,653
♪ Yeah, I love my baby
like the finest wine ♪

464
00:18:52,696 --> 00:18:54,002
♪ Stick with her

465
00:18:54,045 --> 00:18:56,526
♪ Until the end of time

466
00:18:56,570 --> 00:18:59,007
♪ She's my sweet little thing

467
00:18:59,050 --> 00:19:02,576
♪ She's my pride and joy

468
00:19:02,619 --> 00:19:05,231
♪ She's my sweet little baby

469
00:19:05,274 --> 00:19:09,887
♪ I'm her little lover boy.

470
00:19:09,931 --> 00:19:12,020
♪

471
00:19:35,652 --> 00:19:37,393
Peg, how's it going?

472
00:19:37,437 --> 00:19:40,440
Last time I checked,
they were all alive.

473
00:19:40,483 --> 00:19:42,485
Where's Sheldon?

474
00:19:44,444 --> 00:19:45,619
Huh.

475
00:19:46,446 --> 00:19:48,796
MARY:
Sheldon? Where are you?

476
00:19:48,839 --> 00:19:50,667
ROB:
Sheldon?

477
00:19:50,711 --> 00:19:53,453
ADULT SHELDON:
That night began
my winning streak at sardines.

478
00:19:53,496 --> 00:19:56,804
Every lock-in,
every birthday party,

479
00:19:56,847 --> 00:19:58,284
someone suggested we play,

480
00:19:58,327 --> 00:20:00,982
and I won every time.

481
00:20:01,025 --> 00:20:02,679
MARY:
Sheldon!

482
00:20:02,723 --> 00:20:04,420
ADULT SHELDON:
I'm the king of sardines.